The 2000 playlists

From March 1999 - October 2002, Crap From The Past aired Sunday nights from midnight - 2 AM on KFAI, 90.3 FM Minneapolis, 106.7 FM St. Paul.

Crap From The Past - December 25, 2000: 2000: The Year In Review

THE MEGA-MIX - The Beatles (Dec 2000) **God-awful medley of the week** AND **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
GRAVITY OF LOVE - Enigma (Jan 2000)
THE BEST OF ME - Bryan Adams (Jan 2000)
I SAVED THE WORLD TODAY - Eurythmics (Jan 2000)
I WAS BORN TO LOVE YOU - Eric Carmen (Jan 2000)
YOUR HEART WILL LEAD YOU HOME - Kenny Loggins (Jan 2000)
MAYBE SOMEDAY - The Cure (Jan 2000)
IF I SHOULD LOSE YOU - Chicago (Feb 2000)
SHE'S GOT ALL THE FRIENDS THAT MONEY CAN BUY - Chumbawamba (Feb 2000)
HEARTLAND - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young (Feb 2000)
SUPERFANTASTIC - Mr. Big (Mar 2000)
STIFF UPPER LIP - AC/DC (Mar 2000)
JUST TO BE LOVED - Al Jarreau (Mar 2000)
GO - Indigo Girls (Mar 2000)
EVERYTIME IT RAINS - Ace Of Base (Mar 2000)
IF ONLY YOU KNEW - Yes (Mar 2000)
WHATEVER YOU NEED - Tina Turner (Apr 2000)
MELANIE - Toto (Apr 2000)
TAKING YOU HOME - Don Henley (Apr 2000)
SOMEONE ELSE NOT ME - Duran Duran (Apr 2000)
WHERE WOULD I BE NOW - Michael McDonald (May 2000)
I'M HERE - Temptations (May 2000)
THEME FROM SHAFT - Isaac Hayes (Jun 2000)
SO MANY STARS - Carly Simon (Jun 2000)
THE GHETTO/EL BARRIO - George Benson (Jun 2000)
PAINTED ON MY HEART - The Cult (Jun 2000)
CORNERSTONE - Dogstar (Jul 2000)
SOUR GIRL - Stone Temple Pilots (Jun 2000)
THE POWER OF ONE - Donna Summer (Jul 2000)
I'M THE MAN WHO MURDERED LOVE - XTC (Jul 2000)
THE HAMSTERDANCE SONG - Hampton The Hamster (Jul 2000)
I WISH I COULD FLY - Roxette (Jul 2000)
SHE BELIEVES IN ME - Joe Cocker (Aug 2000)
CRUISIN' - Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow (Sep 2000)
LOVE NEVER FAILS - Kathie Lee (Sep 2000)
KIDS IN AMERICA - Len (Sep 2000)
DAYS IN AVALON - Richard Marx (Oct 2000)
BY YOUR SIDE - Sade (Oct 2000)
ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER - Natalie Cole (Oct 2000)
NO WAY PEDRO - Van Morrison and Linda Gail Lewis (Oct 2000)
OLD - Paul Simon (Oct 2000)
ONLY TIME - Enya (Nov 2000)
NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU - Bette Midler (Nov 2000)
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES - Elton John and Mary J. Blige (Nov 2000)
THIS COULD BE HEAVEN - Seal (Dec 2000)
ALL GOOD - De La Soul featuring Chaka Khan (Nov 2000)
USE ME - Hootie And The Blowfish (Dec 2000)


Crap From The Past - December 18, 2000: Some Big Hair Bands

RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES [12"] - Wax (1986)
I AM SANTA CLAUS - Bob Rivers (1993)
ROCKET - Def Leppard (1989)
BABE - Caught In The Act (1997)
WHAT'S SO FUNNY 'BOUT PEACE LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING - Brinsley Schwartz (1975)
GOTTA HAVE YOU - Stevie Wonder (1991)
EDGE OF A BROKEN HEART - Vixen (1988)
DOWNTOWN - One 2 Many (1989)
WALKING AWAY - Information Society (1988)
IM NIN' ALU - Ofra Haza (1988)
PEACE ON EARTH/LITTLE DRUMMER BOY - David Bowie and Bing Crosby (1977/1982)
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS - Motley Crue (1987)
PHAROAHE MONCH DUB PLATE - Wyclef Jean and Kenny Rogers (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
MUSIC - John Miles (1976)
DREAM WORLD - Midnight Oil (1988)
I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN' YOU - Kiss (1979)
ROCKIN' ALONG - Rock's Gang (1975)
BORN TO BE MY BABY - Bon Jovi (1988)
VOICES OF BABYLON - The Outfield (1989)
STRANGER THAN FICTION - Joe Jackson (1991)
NOTORIOUS - Duran Duran (1986)
MEGAMIX - Technotronic (1990) **God-awful medley of the week**
STOP TO LOVE - Luther Vandross (1986)


Crap From The Past - December 11, 2000: Oy Vey!  It's Christmas!

LINUS AND LUCY - Vince Guaraldi and Ron "Boogiemonster" Gerber (1998)
THINK (ABOUT IT) - Lyn Collins (1972)
AFRICAN QUEEN (NO MORE LOVE ON THE RUN) - Billy Ocean (1984)
REGGAE CHRISTMAS - Bryan Adams (1984)
MERRY CHRISTMAS IN THE NFL - Willis "The Guard" and Vigorish [actually Buckner and Garcia!] (1980)
NEW KIDS GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER - Z100, Portland (1990)
HOLD ME - Menudo (with Ricky Martin!) (1985)
LA VIDA LOCA - John Tesh (1999)
LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA [in Spanish!] - Ricky Martin (1999)
TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS - Bob and Doug McKenzie (1981)
TOYLAND - R.E.M. [remake of song from Babes In Toyland] (1992)
SANTA'S STORY - from creepy Finnish "Greetings from Santa Claus" 45
CHRISTMAS MEDLEY - Pee-Wee Herman (1988) **God-awful medley of the week**
GIB EIN BIBCHEN MEHR [Put A Little Love In Your Heart in German!] - Katja Ebstein (1983)
BLUE CHRISTMAS - Danielle Dax (1988)
RUN RUDOLPH RUN - Dave Edmunds (1982)
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN - Joseph Spence
ROOM TO MOVE - Climie Fisher (1988)
WINTER WONDERLAND - Mistletoe Disco Band (1978)
I SAW DADDY KISSING SANTA CLAUS - Kip Addotta (1984)
THIS CHRISTMAS - The Kings [of Switchin To Glide fame] (1982?)
HAZY SHADE OF WINTER - Bangles (1988)
CALLING OCCUPANTS OF INTERPLANETARY CRAFT - Carpenters (1977)
CALLING OCCUPANTS - Klaatu (1976)
I BELIEVE IN FATHER CHRISTMAS [remake of an ELP tune!] - Honeymoon Suite (1988)
MARY'S BOY CHILD/OH MY LORD - Boney M (1978)
RUDOLPH THE MANIC REINDEER - Los Lobos (1988)


Crap From The Past - December 4, 2000

HEAVEN IN MY HANDS - Level 42 (1988)
HEARTBEAT - Don Johnson (1986)
I WANT TO BELIEVE IN THIS ONE - Anson Williams (1977)
GOT TO GET [12"] - Leila K with Rob N Raz (1990)
NASTY GIRL - Vanity 6 (1982)
PUT YOUR MOUTH ON ME - Eddie Murphy (1989)
MACARENA CHRISTMAS - Los Del Rio (1996)
CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS - Run-D.M.C. (1987)
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER [early 1979 version] - Elmo N Patsy (1979)
GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN - Barenaked Ladies and Sarah McLachlan (1996)
STILLE NACHT HEILIGE NACHT - Peter Schilling (1983)
YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH - the same guy who voices Tony the Tiger (They're Great!) (1966?)
SO FABULOUS SO FIERCE (FREAK OUT) - Thunderpuss featuring Jocelyn Enriquez (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LE FREAK - Chic (1978)
SNOOP DOGG - Snoop Dogg (not "Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg" as claimed by a U.S. senator in a radio interview) (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
DOUBLE DUTCH BUS - Frankie Smith (1981)
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER - Mistletoe Disco Band (1978)
BONEY M MEGAMIX - Boney M (1988) **God-awful medley of the week**
WHEN THE RAIN BEGINS TO FALL - Jermaine Jackson and Pia Zadora (1985)
EXCUSE ME - Devin Payne [produced by Spencer Proffer] (1980)
MOVE ON UP - Curtis Mayfield (1971)
DISCO SUCKS - Lost Highway Band (1978)
RELIGHT MY FIRE - Dan Hartman (1979)
GIMME HOPE JO'ANNA - Eddy Grant (1988)
SHE WON'T TALK TO ME - Luther Vandross (1989)
TEARS ARE NOT ENOUGH [Demo version] - ABC (1981/1996)
JACK AND JILL (Back Up The Hill 1982 version) - Ray Parker Jr. (1982)
BACKGROUND SINGER - Lipps. Inc (1981)


Crap From The Past - November 27, 2000: Let's make fun of the new Mix 104 for the entire show!

HEART AND SOUL - Exile (1981) [original version of Huey Lewis hit]
WAITING FOR TONIGHT - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (1988) [featuring the last time the Bangles recorded together]
SUPERMAN - The Clique (1969) [original version of R.E.M. hit]
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT - Jules Shear (1983) [original version of Cyndi Lauper hit]
MONEY CHANGES EVERYTHING - Brains (indie 1978 version) [original version of Cyndi Lauper hit]
LOCO DEL CALOR [Goin' Crazy in Spanish] - David Lee Roth (1986)
HIPPYCHICK - Soho (1990) [built around a sample of The Smiths' "How Soon Is Now"]
GAMES WITHOUT FRONTIERS [in German!] - Peter Gabriel (1980)
SOMEONE COULD LOSE A HEART TONIGHT - Eddie Rabbitt (1982)
STAND OR FALL (Live) - The Fixx (1982/1995)
I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN - Eruption (1978)
SEXY MUTHA - Prince (1992)
IN THE AIR TONIGHT [Home demo version] - Phil Collins (1981)
LIVIN' ON A PRAYER - weird Korean knock-off of Bon Jovi
VOX HUMANA - Kenny Loggins (1985)
HOLIDAY RAP - MC Miker G and DJ Sven (1986) [built on Madonna's backing track]
WATERFRONT - Simple Minds (1983)
BAD CASE OF LOVIN' YOU - Moon Martin (1978) [original version of Robert Palmer hit]
JOY AND PAIN [7" version] - Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock (1989)
MIRROR MIRROR - Diana Ross (1982)
IF THE LOVE FITS WEAR IT - Leslie Pearl (1982)


Crap From The Past - November 20, 2000: We had joy, we had fun, we had crap

MONTEGO BAY - Amazulu (1987)
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY - Love And Kisses (1978)
JET AIRLINER - Steve Miller Band [a remake!] (1977)
JET AIRLINER - Paul Pena [the original!] (1973)
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN - Marshall Crenshaw (1982)
LOVE'S IN NEED OF LOVE TODAY - Stevie Wonder (1976)
GIRLS WITH GUNS - Tommy Shaw (1984)
LE MORIBOND ("The Dying Man", in French) - Jacques Brel (1961) [original version of "Seasons In The Sun")
SEASONS IN THE SUN - The Kingston Trio (196?)
SEASONS IN THE SUN - Pearls Before Swine (1971)
SEASONS IN THE SUN - Terry Jacks (1974)
I SAW HIM STANDING THERE - Tiffany (1988)
PRECIOUS TO ME - Phil Seymour [former member of Dwight Twilley's band] (1981)
GIRLS - Dwight Twilley (1984)
APACHE - Sugarhill Gang (1982)
APACHE - Jorgen Ingmann (1961)
MORE STARS - Stars On 45 (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
THE SIZE OF A COW - Wonder Stuff (1991)
LAND OF CONFUSION [12"] - Genesis (1987)
SUPER EXTRA SEXY SIGN - Kano (1980)
PAYBACK MIX (PART 1) - James Brown (1988) **Another god-awful medley of the week**
STAY WITH ME TONIGHT - Jeffrey Osborne (1984)
ALONE - i-Ten [original version of 1987 Heart hit] (1983)
UP YOUR NOSE - Gabriel Kaplan (1977)
SOMEDAY SOMEWAY - Robert Gordon [first recorded version of 1982 Marshall Crenshaw-penned hit] (1981)
STARLIT SUMMER SKY [Demo version] - Marshall Crenshaw (1979)
CLOSER TO FREE (Live) - Bodeans (1993)


Crap From The Past - November 13, 2000

HYPERACTIVE - Thomas Dolby (1984)
ELVIS SHOULD PLAY SKA - Graduate (1980) [early incarnation of Tears For Fears!]
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RUN THE WORLD - Tears For Fears (1986)
SWEET DYNAMITE - Claudja Barry
OPPOSITE VIEW - Del Amitri (1990)
HANGIN' ON A STRING - Loose Ends
QUEEN OF THE BROKEN HEARTS - Loverboy (1983)
DOUBLE BARREL - Dave and Ansell Collins (1971)
HERE'S TO YOU - The Producers (1981)
U CAN'T TOUCH THIS - M.C. Hammer (1990)
YOU GONNA MAKE ME LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE - Jones Girls (1979)
CHILDREN OF THE SUN [super short 7" version] - Billy Thorpe (1979)
AND I AM TELLING YOU I'M NOT GOING - Jennifer Holliday (1982)
YOU'RE A STAR SCOOBY DOO - David Lamb (1991)
RHINESTONE COWBOY - Larry Weiss (1974) [original version of Glen Campbell hit]
MY BOY LOLLIPOP [in German!] - Millie (1964?)
MEDLEY '91 - No artist credited **God-awful medley of the week**
BLACK CARS [12"] - Gino Vannelli (1985)
WHITE LINES (DON'T DON'T DO IT) [7"] - Grandmaster and Melle Mel (1984)
CAVERN - Liquid Liquid (1983) [provided backing track for White Lines]
EVERYBODY - Madonna (rare 1981 version)


Crap From The Past - November 6, 2000 - Dangerman destroys the franchise

QUEEN'S TATTOOS - Aztec Camera (1983)
WORLD DESTRUCTION - Time Zone featuring Afrika Bambaataa and Johnny Rotten (1984)
ASK - The Smiths (1986)
AND LOVE FOR ALL - The Lilac Time (1990)
THAT'S THE JOINT - Funky Four Plus One (1981)
ON THE BEAT - The B B and Q Band (1981)
THE BEST DISCO IN TOWN - The Ritchie Family (1976) **God-awful medley of the week**
WHITNEY JOINS THE JAMS - The Jams (1987)
LOVE'S BEEN A LITTLE BIT HARD ON ME - Juice Newton (1982)
RECIPE FOR MY LOVE - Danny Janssen [from Scooby-Doo!] (1970)
FUNNY FACE - Sparks (1981)
COME OUT AND PLAY - The Paley Brothers (1978)
I WANNA BE YOUR BOYFRIEND - The Rubinoos (1978)
TIRED OF WAKING UP TIRED - The Diodes (1978)
STARRY EYES - The Records
IF SHE DOESN'T SMILE - Fantastic Something
DREAM KITCHEN - Frazier Chorus (1989)
P-MACHINERY - Propaganda (1985)
ROCK BOX - Run DMC (1984)
LOVE SENSATION - Loleatta Holloway
FAMILY AFFAIR - Iggy Pop (1986) [Ill-thought out cover of Sly Stone song]
I FOUND MY TRUE LOVE - Turbo [Korean rap-pop freneticism!]
MR. INCONSISTENT - Monty (1992)
ROME WILL FALL - Swan Dive (2000)


Crap From The Past - October 30, 2000: Another pledge drive show with Dangerman

MICKEY [in Spanish] - Toni Basil (1982)
KITTY - Racey (1975) [original version of Toni Basil's Mickey!]
EARN ENOUGH FOR US - XTC (1986)
H.A.P.P.Y. RADIO - Edwin Starr (1979)
TURN UP THE RADIO - Autograph (1985)
HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT - Wesley Willard and the 709s (1982)
UN PASO ADELANTE [One Step Beyond in Spanish] - Madness (1979)
SOMEBODY FARTED - Bobby Jimmy and the Critters (1989)
SHADDUP YOU FACE - Joe Dolce (1980)
YO LITTLE BROTHER - Nolan Thomas (1985)
GIMME SOME MONEY - Spinal Tap (1984)
SHOULD I SEE - Frozen Ghost (1987)
RAPPIN' DUKE - Shawn Brown (1984)
MEXICAN RADIO - Wall of Voodoo (1983)
E.V.A. - Jean Jacques Perrey (1970)
MONEY'S TOO TIGHT (TO MENTION) - Valentine Brothers (1982) [original version of Simply Red hit]
CRAZY FOR YOU - David Hasselhoff (1990)
JUST A FRIEND - Biz Markie (1990)
STEP RIGHT UP - Tom Waits (1976)


Crap From The Past - October 23, 2000: Pledge drive show with Dangerman, featuring Songs About Video Games

UNDERNEATH THE RADAR - Underworld (1988)
SUPERMAN - The Clique (1969)
STAY THE NIGHT - Ben Orr (1987)
ANOTHER LOVER - Giant Steps (1988)
SLEEPING SATELLITE - Tasmin Archer (1992)
THE GAMBLER - Chipmunks (1981) [from Urban Chipmunk!]
PAC MAN FEVER - Buckner and Garcia (1982)
ATARI THEME - ? (1982?)
TETRIS - Dr. Spin (1992)
SUPERSONIC - HWA featuring Sonic the Hedgehog (1992)
CENTIPEDE - Rebbie Jackson (1984)
SPACE INVADER - Pretenders (1980)
PAC MAN'S MAGIC LAND - The Pac Man Album (1980)
SUPERMARIOLAND - Ambassadors of Funk featuring MC Mario (1992)
DO THE DONKEY KONG - Buckner and Garcia (1982)
DEAD GIVEAWAY - Shalamar (1983)
MEAN GREAN MOTHER FROM OUTERSPACE - Levi Stubbs (1986)
LET ME RING YOUR BELL AGAIN - Frederick Knight (1981)
POPCORN - Gershon Kingsley (1970?)
CIRCULAR IMPRESSION - The Extras (1981)
DREAMING - Cliff Richard (1980)
AUTHOR UNKNOWN - Jason Falkner (1999)


Crap From The Past - October 16, 2000: Tony Carey's Birthday and Chris Deburgh's Birthday

SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE - not Rainbow [strange Korean knock-off version]
LOVE MISSILE F1-11 - Sigue Sigue Sputnik (1986)
BRAVE NEW WORLD - Michael Penn (1989)
I COULD NEVER MISS YOU (MORE THAN I DO) - Lulu (1981)
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN - Was (Not Was) (1989)
HIGH ON EMOTION - Chris Deburgh (1984)
A FINE FINE DAY - Tony Carey (1984)
DON'T PAY THE FERRYMAN - Chris Deburgh (1983)
WHY ME - Planet P (1983)
THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER - Tony Carey (1984)
JUST ABOUT A DREAM - The Pinups (1981) [written by Tony Carey]
AT THE CHIME OF A CITY CLOCK - Nick Drake (1970)
MEGAMEDLEY - Abba (1999) **God-awful medley of the week**
SHOULDA BEEN ME - The Kings (1982?)
DARE TO FALL IN LOVE - Brent Bourgeois (1990)
YOU OUGHT TO BE HAVIN' FUN - Tower Of Power (1976)
CIRCLIN' - Swinging Steaks (1993)
HOLIDAY RAP - MC Miker G and DJ Sven (1986)
NEW ROMANCE (IT'S A MYSTERY) - Spider (1980)
IN THE HOUSE OF STONE AND LIGHT - Martin Page (1995)
RONNIE'S RAP - Ron and the DC Crew (1987)


Crap From The Past - October 9, 2000: Aimee Mann is coming to town, plus some Brits singing about NYC

DEAD GIVEAWAY - Shalamar (1983)
INVISIBLE - Alison Moyet (1985)
YOUR LOVE IS STRANGER THAN MINE - Camel (1979)
GET IN TOUCH WITH YOURSELF - Swing Out Sister (1992)
LET'S ALL CHANT - Michael Zager Band (1978)
BREAKIN'... THERE'S NO STOPPIN' US - Ollie and Jerry (1984)
SYMPHONY - Jessica Riddle (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
MR. BIG STUFF - Jean Knight (1971)
WEEKEND - Black Eyed Peas (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
FAMILY AFFAIR - Sly and the Family Stone (1971)
MIRROR MIRROR - Diana Ross (1982)
THAT SINKING FEELING - Whizz For Atoms (1984)
BETTER THE DEVIL YOU KNOW - Kylie Minogue (1990)
THAT'S WHY PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE [single version] - Thomas Dolby (1992)
MY TOOT TOOT - Rockin' Sidney (1984)
POP-A-TOP - The Butts Band (1973)
IT'S NOT SAFE - Aimee Mann (1996)
RIP IN HEAVEN - til tuesday (1988)
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN - Aimee Mann (1993)
ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK - Robey (1985)
BIG APPLE - Kajagoogoo (1983)
SAX AND VIOLENCE - Muppets (1977) [as heard on Cosmic Slop]
THE S.O.S. III SOLAR MEDLEY - Disconet **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - October 2, 2000

LET'S GET MARRIED - Al Green (1974)
FAR FROM OVER - Frank Stallone (1983)
GOODNIGHT TONIGHT - Wings (1979)
THE CAPTAIN OF HER HEART - Double (1986)
CENTIPEDE - Rebbie Jackson (1984)
I SCARE MYSELF - Thomas Dolby (1984)
I SCARE MYSELF - Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks (1970?)
FANTASTIC VOYAGE - Lakeside (1981)
IT'S IT'S THE SWEET MIX - Sweet (1984) **God-awful medley of the week**
HOLIDAY ROAD - Lindsey Buckingham (1983)
THE BIG PICTURE - Y Kant Tori Read [Tori Amos] (1988)
AIN'T NOBODY - Rufus featuring Chaka Khan (1983)
FUNKY BUTT - The Delegates (1972)
WAP-BAM-BOOGIE - Matt Bianco (1988)
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE - Bee Gees (1977)
LOUIE LOUIE - Barry White (1981)
ELECTRIC FUNKY DRUMMER - Maurice Starr (1983)
JAM ON IT - Newcleus (1984)
MURPHY'S LAW - Cheri (1982)
DON'T STOP THE MUSIC - Yarborough and Peoples (1981)
I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW [12"] - Tiffany (1987)
RING RING [in Spanish] - Abba (1974)
NERVOUS BUT SHY - Pretenders (1979)


Crap From The Past - September 25, 2000

I REMEMBER ROMANCE - Flamin' Oh's (1980)
MY EVER CHANGING MOODS - Style Council (1984)
THE JAM WAS MOVING - Debbie Harry (1981)
LET ME TICKLE YOUR FANCY - Jermaine Jackson (1982)
HAPPY HOUR - Housemartins (1986)
OLD RED EYES IS BACK - The Beautiful South (1992)
POISON ARROW [Jazzy Remix] - ABC (1985)
RUN - Eric Clapton (1986)
DO IT AGAIN medley with BILLIE JEAN - Club House (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
DO IT AGAIN medley with BILLIE JEAN - Slingshot (1983) [cheesy knock-off of Club House!]
WHAT DOES IT TAKE - Honeymoon Suite (1985)
LIVIN' IN DESPARATE TIMES - Olivia Newton-John (1984)
THE RUMOUR - Olivia Newton-John (1988)
LANDSLIDE - Olivia Newton-John (1982)
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER - The Sinceros (1979)
SEARCHING - Change featuring Luther Vandross (1980)
NO LOOKIN' BACK - Michael McDonald (1985)
ONE MINT JULEP - Ray Charles (1961)
ON THE BORDER - Al Stewart (1977)
MESSAGE OF LOVE - Pretenders (1981)
EUGENE - Crazy Joe and the Variable Speed Band (1980)
WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN - Dr. Hook (1979)
THE GIRL I USED TO KNOW - Brother Beyond (1990)
POPSICLE - Talking Heads (1983)
LUCKY ONE - Michael Penn (2000)


Crap From The Past - September 18, 2000: Nile Rodgers's Birthday

SHE WILL HAVE HER WAY - Neil Finn (1998)
I GOT YOU - Split Enz (1980)
WHERE DID YOUR HEART GO - Was (Not Was) (1981) [original version of Wham hit]
SHAKE - Andrew Ridgeley (1990)
KILLER - Adamski featuring Seal (1990)
SLOW SONG (Live) - Joe Jackson (1986)
MEDLEY - Mini Pops (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
YOU'RE MORE THAN A NUMBER IN MY LITTLE RED BOOK - Drifters (1977)
THE CUTTER - Echo and the Bunnymen (1983)
DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA - Festival (1980)
ROCK AND ROLL PRESIDENT - Dynomiters (1976)
LOST IN MUSIC - Sister Sledge (1979)
LAY YOUR HANDS ON ME - Thompson Twins (1985)
UPSIDE DOWN - Diana Ross (1980)
I LIKE LOVE - Norma Jean (1978)
MODERN LOVE - David Bowie (1983)
REBELS ARE WE - Chic (1980)
RAPPER'S DELIGHT - Sugarhill Gang (1979)
I WANT YOUR LOVE - Chic (1979)
A LOVER'S HOLIDAY - Change (1980)
JACK LE FREAK - Chic (1987)
I LOVE YOU MORE - Rene and Angela (1981)


Crap From The Past - September 11, 2000

CONTROVERSY - Prince (1981)
PARANOIMIA - Art of Noise featuring Max Headroom (1986)
GROOVY TRAIN - The Farm (1990)
LET ME TICKLE YOUR FANCY - Jermaine Jackson (1982)
HARD AS HELL - The Real Milli Vanilli (1991) [from their second album, unreleased in US]
SHOULD I SEE - Frozen Ghost (1987)
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE - Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers (1990) **God-awful medley of the week**
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL - The Arrows (1975) [original version of Joan Jett hit]
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL - Joan Jett and the Sex Pistols [early version of 1982 hit] (1979)
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL - Joe Piscopo (1982)
DON'T YOU GET SO MAD - Jeffrey Osborne (1983)
LULU - Trip Shakespeare (1991)
DANCING IS DANGEROUS - Noel (1979) [written and produced by Sparks]
STAR - Stealers Wheel (1974)
ROCK DJ - Robbie Williams (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
IT'S ECSTASY WHEN YOU LAY DOWN NEXT TO ME - Barry White (1977)
ONE GOOD WOMAN - Peter Cetera (1988)
MUSIC TIME - Styx (1984)
CHIQUITITA [in Spanish!] - Abba (1982)
ROCK AND ROLL DREAMS COME THROUGH - Jim Steinman (1981)
ROOM FULL OF MIRRORS - Pretenders (1986)
RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES - Wax (1986)
SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Joan Osborne (2000)


Crap From The Past - September 4, 2000: Check out my new Australian 20-CD set of '70s and '80s pop!

IT STARTED WITH A KISS - Hot Chocolate
ELEANOR RIGBY - Zoot
FUNKYTOWN - Pseudo Echo
EVIE (PART 1) - Stevie Wright
CRAZY IN THE NIGHT (BARKING AT AIRPLANES) - Kim Carnes
JULIE ANNE - Kenny
MOSCOW - Genghis Khan
I HEAR YOU KNOCKING - Dave Edmunds
DON'T TELL ME THE TIME - Martha Davis
DADDY COOL - Boney M
DADDY COOL - Drummond
EAGLE ROCK - Daddy Cool
BETTER BE HOME SOON - Crowded House
PLEASURE AND PAIN - Divinyls
IN THE SUMMERTIME - The Mixtures
DOWNHEARTED - Australian Crawl
BAD BOY FOR LOVE - Rose Tattoo
SHE HAS TO BE LOVED - Jenny Morris
EMOTION - Samantha Sang
SUBSTITUTE - Clout
RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD - Johnny Farnham
COUNTING THE BEAT - The Swingers
FOREVER NOW - Cold Chisel
YELLOW RIVER - Jigsaw
HOW'M I GONNA SLEEP - Tim Finn
BLACK SUPERMAN (MUHAMMAD ALI) - Johnny Wakelin
HORROR MOVIE - Skyhooks


Crap From The Past - August 28, 2000: Be thankful I don't have Luther Ingram's version of Don't Turn Around

IT NEVER RAINS IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - Albert Hammond (1972) [co-wrote Don't Turn Around with Diane Warren]
DON'T TURN AROUND - Tina Turner (1986) [original version of the song]
DON'T TURN AROUND - Bonnie Tyler (1988)
DON'T TURN AROUND - Aswad (1988)
DON'T TURN AROUND - Eyes (1990)
DON'T TURN AROUND - Neil Diamond (1991)
DON'T TURN AROUND - Ace of Base (1994)
DER KOMISSAR (DON'T TURN AROUND) [sic] - Suzy Andrews (1982) [not the same song as the others]
CHAIN GANG MEDLEY - Jim Croce (1976) **God-awful medley of the week**
ROCK HARD - Suzi Quatro (1980)
I JUST CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU [in Spanish!] - Michael Jackson (1987)
ISN'T SHE LOVELY - David Parton (1977)
CAN'T GO FOR THAT - Tamia (2000) **New stuff rippin' off new stuff**
I CAN'T GO FOR THAT - Daryl Hall and John Oates (1982)
SAY IT AGAIN - Precious (2000) **New stuff rippin' off new stuff**
SAY IT AGAIN - Jermaine Stewart (1988)
I WANNA TESTIFY - Parliaments (1967)
WEEKEND IN NEW ENGLAND - Randy Edelman (1975) [original version of 1977 Manilow hit]
STUTTER RAP (NO SLEEP TILL BEDTIME) - Morris Minor and the Majors (1988)
TWO TRIBES - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (1984) [bizarre mix of unknown origin]
OVERNIGHT SENSATION (HIT RECORD) - Raspberries (1974)
EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD - Diana Ross and Michael Jackson (1978)
UNA PALOMA BLANCA - Jonathan King (1975)
THE SIZE OF A COW - The Wonder Stuff (1991)
CHANT NUMBER ONE (I DON'T NEED THIS PRESSURE ON) - Spandau Ballet (1981)
HOURGLASS - Squeeze (1987)
MAD WORLD - Tears For Fears (1982)
WATERFRONT - Simple Minds (1983)
LABOUR OF LOVE - Hue And Cry (1987)


Crap From The Past - August 21, 2000: The jaw-dropping All-Knock-Offs Show, proudly co-hosted with Cosmic Slop's Chuck

COPACABANA - The Party People
TUBTHUMPING - Chucklebutt
TUBTHUMPING - The Party People
I'M YOUR BOOGIE MAN - L.A. Connection
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU - Friends
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE - Magnificent Tracers
I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND - The Doodles
1999 - The Party People
FOX ON THE RUN - Sweet Chocolate
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST - wacky Korean knock-off
ROSANNA - wacky Korean knock-off
GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD - Pierced Arrow
UP AROUND THE BEND - Elton John
MEN IN BLACK - Blacksmith
WALKING ON THE SUN - Smack
STAYING ALIVE - no artist credited, on Pickwick Records
STAYING ALIVE - The Party People
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT - wacky Korean knock-off
RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 AND 35 - Bobby Brooks
LOVE SHACK - The Party People
SET ADRIFT ON MEMORY BLISS - P.P. Yawn
BEE GEES MEDLEY - Startrax **God-awful medley of the week**
LIDO SHUFFLE - Studio 78
HOTEL CALIFORNIA - wacky Korean knock-off
OH CAROLINA - Shabby G
DANCING IN THE DARK - The Party People
HARD TO SAY I'M SORRY - wacky Korean knock-off
HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOTHER BABY STANDING IN THE SHADOWS - The Chords
AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG - The Party People
THE WAY - Fatcatt
MORE MORE MORE - Andrea True (a rerecording)
SKY HIGH - Eurobeats
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - wacky Korean knock-off


Crap From The Past - August 14, 2000: Some Melissa Manchester rarities and some more instrumentals

HOLY GHOST - Bar-Kays (1978)
ALL I NEED IS A MIRACLE - Mike and the Mechanics (1986)
GRAVITY - James Brown (1986)
CRY FOR HELP - Rick Astley (1991)
AFTER DARK - Pattie Brooks (1978)
TIGHT TURN - Raybeats (1981)
BURNING THE GROUND - Duran Duran (1989) **God-awful medley of the week**
NO MORE I LOVE YOU'S - The Lover Speaks (1986)
STATE OF TURMOIL - Mamie Van Doren (1984)
HOLY WAR - Jon Butcher (1987)
DEAD MAN'S PARTY [12"] - Oingo Boingo (1985)
THE SHUFFLE - Van McCoy (1977)
LUCIFER - Alan Parsons Project (1978)
LAMBADA - Kaoma (1990)
MUSIC BOX DANCER - Frank Mills (1979)
HOBO - Plimsouls (1983)
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW PIGBAG - Paul Hardcastle (1985)
FACE THE FACE - Pete Townshend (1985)
STRAWBERRY LETTER 23 [12"] - Brothers Johnson (1977)
STRAWBERRY LETTER 23 - Shuggie Otis (1971) [courtesy of Cosmic Slop]
WE DON'T CRY OUT LOUD - Moments (1977) [original version of Melissa Manchester hit]
YOU SHOULD HEAR HOW SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU - Charlie Dore (1981) [original version of Melissa Manchester hit]
LIKE FLAMES - Berlin (1986)
THE HAMSTERDANCE SONG - Hampton the Hamster (2000)


Crap From The Past - August 7, 2000: All Instrumentals, All The Time

HAVING AN AVERAGE WEEKEND - Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet (1990)
HARLEM BY THE SEA - Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet (1990)
FUNKY MOZART - Pretty Purdie and the Playboys (1971)
1980-F - After The Fire (1980)
RAIN FOREST - Paul Hardcastle (1985)
BEAT BOX - Art Of Noise (1984)
CHASE - Giorgio Moroder (1979)
SCORPIO - Dennis Coffey and the Detroit Guitar Band (1972)
YOU'RE MY WORLD - Joe Satriani (1995)
POP GOES THE MOVIES - Meco (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
AUTOBAHN [7"] - Kraftwerk (1975)
CHAMELEON [7"] - Herbie Hancock (1974)
ENTER SANDMAN - Apocalyptica (1998?)
LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA - John Tesh (1999) **New stuff rippin' off new stuff**
PICK UP THE PIECES - Average White Band (1975)
RISE [12"] - Herb Alpert (1979)
POPCORN - Gershon Kingsley (1970?)
POPCORN - Hot Butter (1973)
TEQUILA - Hot Butter (1973)
PERCOLATOR - Hot Butter (1973)
SLAG SOLUTION - Hot Butter (1973)
WHO NEEDS MONEY - Cash And Carry (1974)
THEME FROM ChiPs - Corniche (1979)
FOR ALISSE BEETHOVEN - Gershon Kingsley (1970?)
FOR ELISE - The Philharmonics (1977)
CLASSICALLY ELISE (PART ONE) - Dino Solera and the Munich Machine (1976)
DOUBLE HAPPY - Split Enz (1979)
TOUCH OF GREY - Swinging To The Grateful Dead (1999)
E.V.A. - Jean Jacques Perrey (1970)
HAVA NEGILAH - Percy Faith and his Orchestra (1975)
TOCCATA AND FUNK IN D MINOR - Walter Murphy (1978)
JETSONS THEME - Tee Vee Toons remake (1985)
TANGERINE - Salsoul Orchestra (1976)


Crap From The Past - July 31, 2000: Memories of the Mighty AM 1530, KSMM: May 30, 1999 - July 31, 2000

PUMP UP THE VOLUME [UK version] - MARRS (1987)
FLASHLIGHT - Parliament (1978)
THE SALT IN MY TEARS - Martin Briley (1983)
I'LL BE YOU - Replacements (1989)
HE'S THE GREATEST DANCER - Sister Sledge (1979)
POP MUZIK - M (1979)
BABY IT'S TONIGHT - Jude Cole (1990)
COULDN'T GET IT RIGHT - Climax Blues Band (1977)
GAMES WITHOUT FRONTIERS [in German!] - Peter Gabriel (1980)
SUPER FREAK - Rick James (1981)
LET'S DO IT AGAIN - Staple Singers (1975)
SAVE IT FOR LATER - English Beat (1983)
SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMA - Carl Carlton (1981)
LOVE IS THE LAW - Suburbs (1984)
FUNKY WORM - Ohio Players (1973)
MIDNIGHT BLUE - Lou Gramm (1987)
I DON'T MIND AT ALL - Bourgeois Tagg (1987)
MY GIRL (GONE GONE GONE) - Chilliwack (1981)
JUNGLE BOOGIE - Kool and the Gang (1974)
LOVE IS IN CONTROL (FINGER ON THE TRIGGER) - Donna Summer (1982)
YOU DON'T WANT ME ANYMORE - Steel Breeze (1982)
RIDIN' IN MY CAR - NRBQ
SAUSALITO SUMMERNIGHT - Diesel (1981)
WHAT'S SO FUNNY 'BOUT PEACE LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING - Elvis Costello (1978)
DU HAST - Rammstein (1997)
GOOD TIMES - Chic (1979)


Crap From The Past - July 24, 2000: Ledernacken for everyone!

SHINE A LITTLE LOVE - Electric Light Orchestra (1979)
NUMBER 1 - Chaz Jankel (1985)
AYLA - Flash and the Pan
GOOD GIRLS DON'T - The Chipmunks (1980)
THIS CHARMING MAN - Smiths (1983)
SHANGRI-LA - Steve Miller Band (1984)
HOOKED ON BIG BANDS PART 2 - Frank Barber Orchestra (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
PUMP UP THE VOLUME [UK version] - MARRS (1987)
PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ - Taco (1983)
TEARS OF A CLOWN - English Beat (1980)
I WONDER WHY (HE'S THE GREATEST D.J.) - Tony Touch featuring Keisha and Pam of Total (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
HE'S THE GREATEST DANCER - Sister Sledge (1979)
IKO IKO - Zap Mama (2000)
IKO IKO - Belle Stars (1988/1983)
AMOK - Ledernacken (1985)
JUNGLE FEVER - Chakachas (1972)
NEW SONG - Howard Jones (1983)
IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW - Pandora's Box (1989) [original version of Celine Dion hit]
WHIPPER PART 1 - Funk Inc.
BREAKDANCE - Irene Cara (1984)
MOTORTOWN - Kane Gang (1987)
MARY'S PRAYER - Danny Wilson (1987)
ROCK ME TONITE - Billy Squier (1984)
SHAKE YOUR RUMP TO THE FUNK - The Bar-Kays (1977)
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME - Macy Gray (2000)


Crap From The Past - July 17, 2000: The Filth and The Fury, and some Beatles remakes

SI ESTAMOS JUNTOS - Sting (1988)
I DIDN'T MEAN TO TURN YOU ON - Cherrelle (1984)
HOME AND DRY - Gerry Rafferty (1979)
MIGHTY MIGHTY - Earth Wind and Fire (1974)
THE WAIT - Pretenders (rare 1979 version)
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN (demo version) - Sex Pistols (1977)
ANARCHY IN THE U.K. - Sex Pistols (1977)
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL - Joan Jett and the Sex Pistols [early version of 1982 hit] (1979)
PISTOLS ON 45 [medley of Sex Pistols songs] - Black Arabs (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
RISE - Public Image Limited (1986)
HEY D.J. - World's Famous Supreme Team (1984)
DESTINATION UNKNOWN - Missing Persons (1982)
DANCE AND SHOUT - Shaggy (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR - Rob Base and DJ EZ-Rock (1988) **Old stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SHAKE YOUR BODY (DOWN TO THE GROUND) - The Jacksons (1979)
I LIKE CHOPIN - Gazebo (1983)
LAST TIME FOREVER - Squeeze (1985)
RAGE HARD - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (1986)
EATEN ALIVE - Diana Ross (1985)
1980-F - After The Fire (1980)
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS - Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest (1985)
SOWING THE SEEDS OF LOVE - Tears For Fears (1989)
DAY TRIPPER - Yellow Magic Orchestra (1981)
DEAR PRUDENCE - Siouxsie and the Banshees (1983)
WE CAN WORK IT OUT - Stevie Wonder (1971)
JACK OF SPEED - Steely Dan (2000)


Crap From The Past - July 10, 2000: Crap From The Past In Space!

VENUS - Bananarama (1986)
STARS - Simply Red (1991)
OUTA SPACE - Billy Preston (1973)
PLANET ROCK - Afrika Bambaataa and the Soul Sonic Force (1982)
SPACE INVADER - Pretenders (1980)
LIGHT YEARS AWAY - Warp 9 (1983)
FIND YOUR WAY BACK - Jefferson Starship (1981)
WOODPECKERS FROM SPACE - Video Kids (1985)
STAR WARS AND OTHER HITS - Stars on 45 (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
CHILDREN OF THE SUN - Billy Thorpe (1979)
PLANET EARTH [Night version] - Duran Duran (1981)
SHOOTIN' FOR THE MOON - Sonny Landreth (1995)
HEAVEN IS 10 ZILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY - Stevie Wonder (1973)
SPACE AGE LOVE SONG - A Flock Of Seagulls (1983)
CALLING OCCUPANTS [7"] - Klaatu (1976)
CALLING OCCUPANTS [7"] - Carpenters (1977)
A FUNKY SPACE REINCARNATION - Marvin Gaye (1979)
STAR - Stealers Wheel (1974)
UNDER THE MILKY WAY [acoustic version] - The Church (1988)
YOU ARE MY STARSHIP - Norman Connors (1976)
STAR TREKKIN' - The Firm (1987)
WHY ME - Planet P (1983)
I LOST MY HEART TO A STARSHIP TROOPER - Sarah Brightman (1978)
SPACE BABY - Captain Kirk (1976)
SPACE MACHINE (RIDE RIDE RIDE) - Fania Allstars (1978)
MAJOR TOM (VOLLIG LOSGELOST) [in German] - Peter Schilling (1983)
INTERGALACTIC - Beastie Boys (1998)


Crap From The Past - July 3, 2000 - Laura Branigan's Birthday

LOVE YOU LIKE I NEVER LOVED BEFORE - John O'Banion (1981)
THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER - Tony Carey (1984)
FOURTH OF JULY - Aimee Mann (1993)
NO MYTH [acoustic] - Michael Penn (1990)
MEMORY (from Cats, in German!) - Katja Ebstein (1983)
MEMORY (from Cats) - Big Daddy (1991)
SHE COMES 'ROUND - Fastball (1996)
BOUNCE ROCK SKATE - Vaughan Mason and Crew
THE MEGA-MELLE MIX - Melle Mel (1985) **God-awful medley of the week**
I MISSED AGAIN [home demo] - Phil Collins (1981)
WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF - Jermaine Stewart (1986)
ROUND AND ROUND - Ratt (1983)
RADIOACTIVE - Gene Simmons (1978)
SWEET GEORGIA BROWN - LMP (2000)
THEME FROM SHAFT - Isaac Hayes (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I'VE GOT TO HAVE IT - Jermaine Dupri and Nas featuring Monica (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SLEDGEHAMMER - Peter Gabriel (1986)
MANDY - Stryke 5 (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
BRANDY - Scott English (1971)
MANDY [unreleased first take] - Barry Manilow (1975)
LOOKS LIKE LOVE IS HERE TO STAY - Tyrone Ashley
SELF CONTROL - Raf [original version of Laura Branigan hit](1984)
GLORIA [original Italian version of Laura Branigan hit] - Umberto Tozzi (1979)
HIGHER GROUND - Stevie Wonder (1973)
TIME AND TIDE - Basia (1988)
PEOPLE POWER IN THE DISCO HOUR - Clinton (2000)


Crap From The Past - June 26, 2000 - Hosted by Dangerman and Chuck, Minneapolis' Indie Radio's Most Beloved Second Bananas

TOWERING INFERNO - Main Theme (1974)
BABIES MAKIN' BABIES - Sly and the Family Stone (1973)
BLACK POWER - Donna Summer (1969) [her first recorded performance]
JENNIFER TOMKINS - Street People (1970)
SHOW ME - Tom Jones and Wolfgang Press (1994)
HAM - The Legendary Meters featuring the JB Horns (1994)
TWILIGHT WORLD (Superb Superb Mix) - Swing Out Sister (1987)
ROCK AND ROLL BAND - The New Duncan Imperials (1993)
TRAVELIN' BAND - Bobby Vinton (1975)
WUTHERING HEIGHTS - White Flag (1992)
I LOST MY HEART TO A STARSHIP TROOPER - Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip(1978)
YES SIR I CAN BOOGIE - Baccara (1977)
ANARCHY IN THE UK - Frazier Chorus (1989)
GODZILLA'S COMING TO TOWN - The Destruction featuring M.C. Godzilla (1992) **God-awful medley of the week**
THEME FROM CANNONBALL RUN - Chuck Mangione (1981)
TROPICAL FLESH MANDALIA - Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians (1988)
ELEGANT CHAOS - Julian Cope (1984)
STILL I DREAM OF IT - Brian Wilson (1995)
HAND HELD IN BLACK AND WHITE - Dollar (1982)
FOR PETE'S SAKE - The Monkees (1967)
I NEED LOVE - Luka Bloom (1992) [cover of LL Cool J done by Irish folk singer!]
KEEP IT GOIN' - Me Phi Me (1992)


Crap From The Past - June 19, 2000 - Hosted by Cosmic Chuck and Dangerman

SOUND OF THE RAIN - Rank And File (1984)
ICE COLD DAYDREAM - Shuggie Otis (1971)
APPETITE - Prefab Sprout (1985)
HENPECKED - Mr. Fiddler [ex-Parliament] (1990)
VIDEO - Jeff Lynne (1984)
ZERO ZERO SEVEN CHARLIE - UB40 (1986)
NO FEELINGS - Bananarama [cover of Sex Pistols song!] (1982)
GUESS WHO'S KNOCKIN' - N.P.G. [New Power Generation gets sued by McCartney!] (1993)
LIFELINE - Spandau Ballet (1983)
STAR WARS MEDLEY - Barbary Coast Banjo Brass **God-awful medley of the week**
ADVENTURES IN MODERN RECORDING - Buggles (1981)
THE ORIGINAL WRAPPER - Lou Reed
BRING ME EDELWEISS! - Edelweiss (1988) [Abba's S.O.S. meets The Sound Of Music]
BAM BAM (Live) - Luscious Jackson (1995)
AY AY AY AY MOOSEY - Modern Romance (1981)
SUNSHINE - Paul Westerberg (1994) [cover of Jonathan Edwards '70s hit]
BABY IT'S TRUE (I CAN'T STOP MYSELF) - Mari Wilson (1982)
DEAD CATS - THEY EXPLAIN FOSSILS! - Ken Ham (1996)
LOU'S GOT THE FLU - Roger Miller
DUMB WAITRESS - The Korgis (1980)
SECRETARY - Betty Wright (1974)
SPY IN THE HOUSE OF LOVE - Was (Not Was) (1988)
I BELIEVE IN MUSIC - Luciano (1993)


Crap From The Past - June 12, 2000: Slade and some George Michael hangers-on

HEAVEN HELP ME - Deon Estus (1989)
ELEPHANT TALK - King Crimson (1981)
HYMN - Ultravox (1983)
PIECE OF MY HEART - Tara Kemp (1991)
TAINTED LOVE - Soft Cell (1982)
LAST TRAIN TO LONDON - ELO (1979)
THE GREATEST ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND IN THE WORLD - Stars on 45 (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
BLUEST EYES - Storyville (1994)
FULL CIRCLE - Company B (1987)
LET'S GET CRAZY TONIGHT - Rupert Holmes (1978)
cheesy knock-off of ROSANNA - Toto (1996)
CRAZY - Icehouse (1988)
THE MAIN EVENT - Barbra Streisand (1979)
DEEPER AND DEEPER - The Fixx (1984)
SUPER EXTRA SEXY SIGN - Kano (1980)
SHAKE - Andrew Ridgeley (1990)
HOW MUCH I FEEL - Ambrosia (1978)
RUN RUNAWAY - Slade (1984)
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE - Slade [original version of Quiet Riot hit](1973)
EVERYBODY DANCE - Ta Mara and the Seen (1986)
EVERYWHERE I GO - QED
SAMANTHA (WHAT YOU GONNA DO) - Cellarful Of Noise (1988) [featuring Marc Avsec of Donnie Iris's backup band]
NOTHING IN COMMON [12"] - Thompson Twins (1986)
SUSAN - Aimee Mann (1999)


Crap From The Past - June 5, 2000: The Storm versus RTZ

OPPORTUNITIES (LET'S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY) - Pet Shop Boys (original 1986 version)
EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN - Poison (1988)
POINT OF NO RETURN - Expose (original 1985 version)
FIRE - Robert Gordon and Link Wray [original version of Pointer Sisters hit] (1978)
WHERE DID OUR LOVE GO - Soft Cell (1981)
IF YOU SHOULD EVER BE LONELY - Val Young (1985)
THE BRYAN ADAMIX - Bryan Adams (1985) **God-awful medley of the week**
TEN-NINE-EIGHT [12"] - Face To Face (1984)
FACE THE MUSIC - RTZ (1991)
I'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT LOVE - The Storm (1991)
WIND HIM UP - Saga (1983)
I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU - Jessica Simpson (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
JACK AND DIANE - John Cougar (1982)
I DON'T MIND AT ALL - Bourgeois Tagg (1987)
KISS - Art of Noise featuring Tom Jones (1988)
BELIEVED YOU WERE LUCKY - til Tuesday (1988)
GET DOWN - Gene Chandler (1979)
TIP OF MY TONGUE - The Tubes (1983)
SOMETHING GOT ME STARTED - Simply Red (1991)
OASIS - Roberta Flack (1988)
WIND BENEATH MY WINGS - Gary Morris (1983)
NELLIE THE ELEPHANT - Toy Dolls (1985)
IS IT IN - Jimmy "Bo" Horne (1980)
THE TIDE IS HIGH - The Paragons (1968)


Crap From The Past - May 29, 2000: Neil Finn's birthday

DANCING IN THE CITY - Marshall Hain (1978)
CIRCULAR IMPRESSION - The Extras (1981) [courtesy of the great Dr. Demento, quite possibly the coolest broadcaster of our time]
STRANGE BUT TRUE - Times Two (1988)
CANDY GIRL - New Edition (1983)
HOLIDAY - The Other Ones (1987)
DR. LIVINGSTONE - Crowded House (1999)
BEATLEMANIA - D.B.M. [which stands for Disco Beatlemania] (1977) **God-awful medley of the week**
I'M TIRED OF GETTING PUSHED AROUND - Two Men A Drum Machine And A Trumpet (1988)
YOU DROPPED A BOMB ON ME - The Gap Band (1982)
ROCK THE CASBAH - The Clash (1983)
ALISON - Linda Ronstadt (1978)
GIRLS TALK - Dave Edmunds (1979)
WHAT'S SO FUNNY 'BOUT PEACE LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING - Brinsley Schwartz (1975)
THERE GOES GOD (Live) - Crowded House (1996)
I WALK AWAY - Split Enz (1984)
SIX MONTHS IN A LEAKY BOAT - Split Enz (1982)
I CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION - Justine Bateman and the Mystery (1988)
YOU'RE DRIVING ME OUT OF MY MIND - Little River Band (1983)
GOOD TIMES - INXS and Jimmy Barnes (1987)
MAGIC - Olivia Newton-John (1980)
WOODPECKERS FROM SPACE - Video Kids (1985)
AI NO CORRIDA - Chaz Jankel (1980)
FIND ANOTHER FOOL - Quarterflash (1982)
MADAM BUTTERFLY - Malcolm McLaren (1984)
TICKET TO THE TROPICS - Cristina (1984)


Crap From The Past - May 22, 2000: No es bueno

MEIN GIRL [My Girl in German!] - Temptations (1965?)
MICKEY [in Spanish] - Toni Basil (1982)
CON LE MIE LACRIME [As Tears Go By in Italian] - The Rolling Stones (1965)
STOP AU NOM DE L'AMOUR [Stop In The Name Of Love in French] - Claude Francois
RAGAZZO SOLO, RAGAZZA SOLA [Space Oddity in Italian] - David Bowie (1970)
LAGO AZUL [Blue Bayou in Spanish] - Linda Ronstadt (1977)
SALSA PICANTE [Hot Sauce in Spanish] - Thomas Dolby (1988)
ES REICHT GRADE NOCH ZUM UBERLEBEN [Stevie Wonder's Living For The City in German!] - Udo Lindenberg Und Das Panik-Orchester (1979)
GO GO KAKE [Last Train To Clarksville in Finnish!] - Clifters (1989)
TODO LO QUE HAGO, LE HAGO POR TI [Everything I Do, I Do It For You in Spanish] - Bryan Adams (1991)
SHOCK DEN AFFEN [Shock The Monkey in German] - Peter Gabriel (1983)
POR FAVOR NO TE VAYAS [Please Don't Go in Spanish] - KC and the Sunshine Band (1980)
DE DO DO DO DO DE DA DA DA [in Spanish] - The Police (1980)
SENZA LUCE [Procol Harum's Whiter Shade Of Pale in Italian] - Wess (1969)
MAJOR TOM (VOLLIG LOSGELOST) [in German] - Peter Schilling (1983)
UN PASO ADELANTE [One Step Beyond in Spanish] - Madness (1979)
GLORIA [original Italian version of Laura Branigan hit] - Umberto Tozzi (1979)
LOCO DEL CALOR [Goin' Crazy in Spanish] - David Lee Roth (1986)
SENTIMIENTOS [Feelings in Spanish] - Morris Albert (1975)
FLUCHTWEGE [Dionne Warwick's Heartbreaker in German] - Katja Ebstein (1983)
NO MAS NOCHES SOLITARIAS [Paul McCartney's No More Lonely Nights in Spanish] - Las Furas (1984)
POR AMOR VIVIREMOS [Love Will Keep Us Together in Spanish] - El Capitan Y Tennille (1975)
SONG FOR THE DUMPED [in Japanese] - Ben Folds Five (1997)
J'VEAUX DE LA TENDRESSE [Nobody Wins in French] - Elton John (1981)
WATERLOO [in German] - Abba (1974)
UNBREAK MY HEART [in Spanish] - Toni Braxton (1996)
CATCH ME I'M FALLING [in Spanish] - Pretty Poison (1987)
NUIT ET JOUR [Nite And Day in French] - Al B. Sure! (1988)
KEEP COMING BACK [in Spanish] - Richard Marx (1991)


Crap From The Past - May 15, 2000

ONE STEP CLOSER TO YOU - Gavin Christopher (1986)
GO HOME - Stevie Wonder (1986)
GIB EIN BIBCHEN MEHR [Put a Little Love In Your Heart sung in German!] - Katja Ebstein (1983)
I GOT YOU (Live) - Neil Finn (1999)
THINK - Information Society (1990)
OLD RED EYES IS BACK - The Beautiful South (1992)
UNLIMITED CITATIONS (Rock) - Cafe Creme (1978) **God-awful medley of the week**
I STILL CAN'T GET OVER LOVING YOU - Ray Parker Jr. (1984)
WEAK IN THE PRESENCE OF BEAUTY - Floy Joy (?)
EMBARRASSMENT - Madness (1980)
I DO - Blaque (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
GOT TO BE REAL - Cheryl Lynn (1978)
I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW [12"] - Tiffany (1987)
O MAMO [Cher's "Mama" sung in Czechoslovakian!] - Petr Rezek (1974)
OH WELL - Rockets (1979)
OH WELL - Joe Jackson (1991)
EVERYTHING THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE - Shriekback (1985)
THEME FROM MAGNUM P.I. - Mike Post (1982)
ONLY WHEN YOU LEAVE - Spandau Ballet (1984)
HEART OF THE CITY - Nick Lowe (1979)
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY RADIO - L.L. Cool J (1984)
ROAD RUNNER - Junior Walker and the All Stars (1966)
GIRLS - Dwight Twilley (1984)
I'M THE MAN WHO MURDERED LOVE - XTC (2000)


Crap From The Past - May 8, 2000: Woops; missed James Brown's Birthday

HEAVEN IN MY HANDS - Level 42 (1988)
FUNKY MOZART - Pretty Purdie and the Playboys (?)
ONE SIMPLE THING - Stabilizers (1987)
AH LEAH - Donnie Iris (1981)
SERIOUS - Limited Warranty (1986)
I FOUND YOU - Yvonne Fair (1964) [is earlier version of JB hit "I Feel Good"]
FROGGY MIX Part 2 - James Brown (1985) **God-awful medley of the week**
JAMES BROWN CELEBRITY HOT TUB PARTY - Eddie Murphy (198?)
EVERY TURN OF THE WORLD - Christopher Cross (1985)
THIS IS IT - Melba Moore (1976)
FOR SHAME OF DOING WRONG - Richard Thompson (1979)
DON'T FIGHT IT - Kenny Loggins and Steve Perry (1982)
WALKING ON THE CHINESE WALL - Philip Bailey (1985)
GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE - Earth Wind and Fire (1978)
GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE - Blood Sweat and Tears (1975)
WAITING FOR TONIGHT - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (1988) [featuring the Bangles]
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG (Live) - James Brown (1966)
CUDDLY TOY (FEEL FOR ME) [12"] - Roachford (1989)
OOPS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD - Gap Band (1980)
HE'S GONNA STEP ON YOU AGAIN - John Kongos (1971)
STEP ON - Happy Mondays (1990)
BREAKING AWAY - Balance (1981)
WATERLOO - Doctor and the Medics with Roy Wood (1986)
SLAG SOLUTION - Hot Butter (1973)
THAT GIRL - Stevie Wonder (1982)
MOVE ANY MOUNTAIN - Shamen (1991)


Crap From The Past - May 1, 2000: Songs That Were Popular When KFAI Signed On In May 1978 (rerun)

CA PLANE POUR MOI (THIS LIFE'S FOR ME) - Plastic Bertrand (1978)
USE TA BE MY GIRL - O'Jays (1978)
EVERYBODY DANCE - Chic (1978)
YANK ME CRANK ME - Ted Nugent (1978)
I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN - Eruption (1978)
FOLLOW YOU FOLLOW ME - Genesis (1978)
BAKER STREET - Gerry Rafferty (1978)
WHEEL IN THE SKY - Journey (1978)
THUNDER ISLAND - Jay Ferguson (1978)
TAKE A CHANCE ON ME - Abba (1978)
BECAUSE THE NIGHT - Patti Smith (1978)
DANCE WITH ME - Peter Brown (1978)
LET'S ALL CHANT - Michael Zager Band (1978)
FANTASY - Earth Wind and Fire (1978)
IT'S A HEARTACHE - Bonnie Tyler (1978)
BABY HOLD ON - Eddie Money (1978)
MOVIN' OUT - Billy Joel (1978)
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON - Warren Zevon (1978)
ON BROADWAY - George Benson (1978)
SHADOW DANCING - Andy Gibb (1978)
DISCO INFERNO - The Trampps (1978)
SWEET TALKIN' WOMAN - Electric Light Orchestra (1978)
FLASHLIGHT - Parliament (1978)
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT - John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John (1978)
JACK AND JILL - Raydio (1978)
LAY DOWN SALLY - Eric Clapton (1978)
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU - Yvonne Elliman (1978)
NIGHT FEVER - Bee Gees (1978)


Crap From The Past - April 24, 2000: Happy Easter Sunday

HANGIN' TOUGH - New Kids On The Block (1989)
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE - Monty Python (a UK hit in 1991)
SOMEONE COULD LOSE A HEART TONIGHT - Eddie "not the Easter Bunny" Rabbitt (1981)
NAILS IN MY FEET - Crowded House (1994)
PLANET EARTH [12"] - Duran Duran (1981)
DOWN BOYS - Warrant (1989)
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES - from the Ethel Merman Disco Album (1979)
THE RIGHT THING - Simply Red (1987)
THE HIT COMBINATION - Level 42 (1988?) **God-awful medley of the week**
GROOVIN' WITH MR. BLOE - Mr. Bloe (1970)
I THINK I LOVE YOU - Voice Of The Beehive (1991)
ABRA-CA-DABRA - The Defranco Family featuring Tony Defranco (1974)
WOLF CREEK PASS - C.W. McCall (1974)
I WANNA ROCK - Twisted Sister (1984)
WISHING WELL - Barenaked Ladies (1990?)
INVISIBLE - Alison Moyet (1985)
I NEED YOU - Paul Carrack (1982)
BEHIND THE GROOVE - Teena Marie (1980)
ROOM AT THE TOP - Adam Ant (1990)
HUMAN RACING - Nik Kershaw (1984)
THEME FROM SANFORD AND SON - Quincy Jones (1973)
THE WALK - The Cure (1983)
CRUSH ON YOU - The Jets (1986)
JETSONS THEME - Tee Vee Toons (1985?)
HOT HOT HOT - Arrow (1984)
SEX SHOOTER - Appollonia 6 (1984)


Crap From The Past - April 17, 2000

THE WAITING GAME - Swing Out Sister (1989)
EVERY 1'S A WINNER - Hot Chocolate (1978)
IF THE LOVE FITS WEAR IT - Leslie Pearl (1982)
ONE BIG RUSH - Joe Satriani (1989)
UNDER YOUR THUMB - Godley and Creme (1981)
BREAKIN' MY BACK - Split Enz (1984)
MTV MEDLEY - C and C Music Factory (1992) **God-awful medley of the week**
INFATUATION - Rod Stewart (1984)
A LOVER'S HOLIDAY [12"] - Change (1980)
JULIE THRU THE BLINDS - The Jeremy Days (1989)
S - Songs Of The Letter People (1973)
DEBORAH - Dave Edmunds (1978)
SUNDOWN - Elwood (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SUNDOWN - Gordon Lightfoot (1974)
TALK TO ME - Chico Debarge (1987)
BREAKAWAY - Tracey Ullman (1983)
HEROS (Heroes sung in French!) - David Bowie (1977)
SECRET SEPARATION - The Fixx (1986)
CAN YOU READ MY MIND? - Krypton (1978)
BOOGIE ON REGGAE WOMAN - Stevie Wonder (1975)
SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK - Robert Palmer (1982)
SHE WON'T TALK TO ME - Luther Vandross (1989)
THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA - Charlie Daniels Band (1979)
EVANGELINE - Icicle Works (1987)
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM - Sinitta (1989) **Old stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SPACE BABY - DeCarlo (1974)
MARIE MARIE - The Blasters (1980)
BIG CHANGE IN THE WEATHER - Gerry Rafferty (1978)


Crap From The Past - April 10, 2000

WONDERWALL - Mike Flowers Pops (1996)
KATHLEEN - Roachford (1989)
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT - Jules Shear (1983)
LOVE'S IN NEED OF LOVE TODAY - Stevie Wonder (1976)
HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (1979)
WHEN WILL I BE FAMOUS - Bros (1988)
SKIN TIGHT - Ohio Players (1974)
ADVENTURES IN SUCCESS - Will Powers (1983)
THE ELVIS MEDLEY - Elvis Presley (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
POINT OF NO RETURN [12"] - Nu Shooz (1986)
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW - Neil Finn (1999)
DANCING QUEEN - A-Teens (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
DANCING QUEEN [sung in Spanish!] - Abba (1977)
NINETEEN - Paul Hardcastle (1985)
NICE N SLEAZY - Stranglers (1978)
CAR WASH - Rose Royce (1977)
THEME FROM ICE CASTLES - Marvin Hamlisch (1979)
TELL ME I'M NOT DREAMING (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE) - Jermaine Jackson (1984)
WORK SO HARD - Matthew Wilder [2 years before Break My Stride!] (1982)
I ENGINEER - Animotion (1986)
LIGHT HEARTED - Jenny Morris (1987)
PUT YOUR MOUTH ON ME - Eddie Murphy (1989)
SANDY - John Travolta (1978)
NIGHT MOVES - Marilyn Martin (1986)
I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON - Frida (1983)


Crap From The Past - April 3, 2000

LAYIN' IT ON THE LINE - Jefferson Starship (1984)
DOIN' THAT CRAZY THING - Jeff Lynne (1977)
MUTUAL SURRENDER (WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD) - Bourgeois Tagg (1986)
WAKE UP STOP DREAMING - Wang Chung (1985)
PACK JAM - Jonzun Crew (?)
LABOUR OF LOVE - Hue And Cry (1987)
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT - Hot Chocolate (1980)
BRAND NEW LOVER - Dead Or Alive (1987)
THE SOUND OF SKAAA - Busters All Stars (1990) **God-awful medley of the week**
BUFFALO STANCE - Neneh Cherry (1989)
GO BACK - Crabby Appleton (1970)
SPEND SOME TIME - Brand New Heavies (1994)
THE RACE IS ON - Harold Faltermeyer (1987)
EPIC - Faith No More (1990)
CARELESS WHISPER - Dave Koz featuring Montell Jordan (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
CARELESS WHISPER - Wham featuring George Michael (1984)
THE TYGER - Hanover Fist (1985)
STAR - Stealers Wheel (1974)
MARIA MAGDALENA - Sandra (1985)
GIRLS ARE MORE FUN - Ray Parker Jr. (1985)
WHAT YOU NEED [12"] - INXS (1986)
HERE'S WHERE THE STORY ENDS - The Sundays (1992)
TOO MANY - The Bangs (1981)
HYMN - Ultravox (1982)


Crap From The Past - March 27, 2000

HAVEN'T STOPPED DANCING YET - Gonzalez (1977)
STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE - Yukihiro Takahashi [from Yellow Magic Orchestra] (1982)
GIRLS TALK - Dave Edmunds (1979)
I'VE GOT THE NEXT DANCE - Deneice Williams (1979)
HOURGLASS - Squeeze (1987)
TAKE YO' PRAISE - Camille Yarbrough (1975)
MODERN DAY DELILAH - Van Stephenson (1984)
ACHY BREAKY HEART - Billy Ray Cyrus (1992)
DON'T TELL MY HEART - Marcy Brothers [original version of Billy Ray Cyrus's "Achy Breaky Heart"] (1991)
HIGH ON EMOTION - Chris Deburgh (1984)
SENTIMIENTOS ["Feelings" sung in Spanish] - Morris Albert (1975)
GOOD TIMES - INXS and Jimmy Barnes (1987)
SHOULD I SEE - Frozen Ghost (1987)
WHITE LINES (DON'T DON'T DO IT) - Grandmaster and Melle Mel (1984)
CAVERN - Liquid Liquid [the original backing track to "White Lines"] (1983)
DEEPER AND DEEPER - The Fixx (1984)
WHO NEEDS MONEY - Cash And Carry (1974)
DON'T BE CRUEL - Bill Black's Combo (1960)
GLORIA [original Italian version of Laura Branigan hit!] - Umberto Tozzi (1979)
WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE - Cliff Richard (1979)
FAR FROM OVER - Frank Stallone (1983)
SONG ON THE RADIO - Al Stewart (1979)
AS - Stevie Wonder (1978)
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Far Corporation [12"] (1986)


Crap From The Past - March 20, 2000: The Pledge Drive show where Ron had Pneumonia

DIN DAA DAA - George Kranz (1983)
TIME TO CHANGE - Brady Bunch (1972)
DO THE HUSTLE! - Brady Bunch (1977)
BRUCE - Rick Springfield (1984)
YOU BE ILLIN' - Run-D.M.C. (1986)
PAC MAN FEVER - Buckner and Garcia (1982)
SAUSALITO SUMMERNIGHT - Diesel (1981)
WHY ME? - Irene Cara (1983)
I WANT YOU TO WANT ME - Rob and Fab (1993)
ALL OR NOTHING - Milli Vanilli (1990)
HAPPY - Leagcy of Sound featuring Meja (1993)
SUPERMAN - The Clique (1969)
LET ME TICKLE YOUR FANCY - Jermaine Jackson (1982)
HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT - Wesley Willard and the 709s (1982)
MAH NA MAH NA - Piero Umiliani (1969)
YO LITTLE BROTHER - Nolan Thomas (1985)
SHADDUP YOU FACE - Joe Dolce (1980)
DANCE ACROSS THE FLOOR - Jimmy "Bo" Horne (1978)
CAN'T SHAKE LOOSE - Agnetha Faltskog (1983)
TAKE OFF - Bob and Doug McKenzie (1982)
MURPHY'S LAW - Cheri (1982)
NOT JUST KNEE DEEP - Funkadelic (1980)
ONCE I HAD A LOVE [early version of Heart Of Glass] - Blondie (1975)


Crap From The Past - March 13, 2000

CUBAN SLIDE - Pretenders (1981)
DON'T SHED A TEAR - Paul Carrack (1988)
AIN'T NOBODY - Rufus featuring Chaka Khan (1983)
I FEEL FOR YOU - Pointer Sisters (1982)
FREEDOM 365 - Beat The Clock (1989)
THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD - Lulu and David Bowie (1974)
NEWBORN FRIEND - Seal (1994)
MEDLEY OF HITS - Diana Ross and the Supremes (1980) **God-awful medley of the week**
SLIPPIN' AWAY - Dave Edmunds (1983)
BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL - They Might Be Giants (1990)
LOVE ACTION (I BELIEVE IN LOVE) - Human League (1981)
MONTEGO BAY - Sugar Cane (1978)
PARTY ALL THE TIME - Eddie Murphy (1985)
AMERICAN PIE - Madonna (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LOVING YOU - Sylvia (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
BREAKAWAY - Big Pig (1988)
THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE - Dan Fogelberg (1984)
HERE COMES THAT SOUND AGAIN - Love Deluxe with Hawkshaw's Discophonia (1979)
RING RING (sung in Spanish) - Abba (1974)
SAY IT AGAIN - Jermaine Stewart (1988)
I KNOW YOU GOT SOUL - Eric B and Rakim (1988)
I WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOUR LIPS - Eric Carmen (1985)
BUSTIN' OUT - Material featuring Nona Hendryx (1981)
WHEN THE HEART RULES THE MIND - GTR (1986)
COUSIN DUPREE - Steely Dan (2000)


Crap From The Past - March 6, 2000: The All-Beverage Show

DO FRIES GO WITH THAT SHAKE - George Clinton (1986)
BLACK COW - Steely Dan (1977)
LOVE COME DOWN - Evelyn "Champagne" King (1982)
PERCOLATOR - Hot Butter (1973)
OH SHERRIE - Steve Perry (1984) [as in cooking sherry]
BACK STABBERS - O'Jays (1984) [as in orange juices]
DOWN THE WIRE - The Quick [later became Giant Steps] (1986) [as in Quik]
NO MILK TODAY - Herman's Hermits (1966)
DISCOMANIA - Cafe Creme (1978) **God-awful medley of the week**
GIN AND JUICE - Snoop Doggy Dogg (1994)
BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL) - Looking Glass (1972)
BROTHER LOUIE - Hot Chocolate [original version of Stories hit] (1972)
ABSOLUTE - Scritti Politti (1985) [as in Absolut]
ONE MINT JULEP - Ray Charles (1961)
RED WINE AND WHISKY - Katrina and the Waves (original 1984 version)
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME - Gary Portnoy (1983)
MARGARITAVILLE - Jimmy Buffett (1977)
TALL COOL ONE - Robert Plant (1988)
I'LL DRINK TO YOU - Duke Jupiter (1982)
TEQUILA - Hot Butter (1972)
TINY BUBBLES - Don Ho (1966)
FUNKY COLD MEDINA - Tone Loc (1989)
ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) - Rupert Holmes (1979)
THE SWEETEST THING - Juice Newton and Silver Spur (original 1975 version of 1982 hit)
MILK AND ALCOHOL - Doctor Feelgood (1978)
GO FOR SODA - Kim Mitchell (1985)


Crap From The Past - February 28, 2000: Who on earth is Leslie Pearl?

WEIRD SCIENCE - Oingo Boingo (1985)
SHAKE YOUR BODY (DOWN TO THE GROUND) - The Jacksons (1979)
CHINA IN YOUR HAND - T'Pau (1987)
DO YOU THINK I'M DISCO - Steve Dahl and Teenage Radiation (1979)
I FORGOT TO BE YOUR LOVER - William Bell (1969)
TO BE A LOVER [12"] - Billy Idol [is a remake of William Bell hit] (1986)
LIVING ON THE EDGE - Jim Capaldi (1983)
TRICKLE TRICKLE - Manhattan Transfer (1980)
STARTRAX MEDLEY (Disco Songs) - Startrax (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
I WONDER IF I TAKE YOU HOME - Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force (1985)
MY BODY KEEPS CHANGING MY MIND [written by Leslie Pearl] - Karen Carpenter (recorded 1980, released 1996)
IF THE LOVE FITS WEAR IT - Leslie Pearl (1982)
DO I DO - Stevie Wonder (1982)
JANE GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING - Tee Vee Toons (1985)
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM - C and C Music Factory (1991)
I GO BLIND - 54-40 [original version of Hootie and the Blowfish hit]
STAY WITH ME - Charo (1978)
UNDERGROUND - David Bowie (1986)
TRIBUTE (RIGHT ON) - Pasadenas (1989)
JAM ON IT - Newcleus (1984)
THE SHUFFLE - Van McCoy (1977)
STEPPIN' OUT - Joe Jackson (1983)
HALLOWED GROUND - Jude Cole (1990)
RAIN OR SHINE - Five Star (1986)
MIXED BIZNESS - Beck (2000)


Crap From The Past - February 21, 2000

STAYING TOGETHER - Debbie Gibson (1988)
I SAW HIM STANDING THERE THERE THERE - Tiffany (1987)
TOO TIGHT - Con Funk Shun (1981)
TOMORROW NIGHT - Shoes (obscure 1978 version on Bomp! Records)
BREAK DANCE - Electric Boogie (1984?)
THE YODEL THING - Dicco Fritz and his Sauerkrauts (1977)
MEDLEY (MEMORIES OF DAYS GONE BY) - Fred Parris and the Five Satins (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
TELL HIM - Hello (1974)
NO MORE WORDS - Berlin (1984)
STEP RIGHT UP - Tom Waits (1976)
HOLD ME TILL THE MORNING COMES - Paul Anka (1983)
CHOCOLATE CITY - Parliament (1975)
TRAGEDY - Steps (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
TRAGEDY - Bee Gees (1979)
SHANNON - Henry Gross (1976)
CANDLE IN THE WIND [sung in German!] - Udo Lindenberg Und Das Panik-Orchester (1979)
CHIC MYSTIQUE - Chic (1991)
WHAT DO ALL THE PEOPLE KNOW - The Monroes (1982)
YAMAROCK - The Monroes (1982)
YOU COULD TAKE MY HEART AWAY - Silver Condor (1981)
WE BUILT THIS CITY - Martin Page (1984)
PRIMITIVE MAN - Ivan Neville (1988)
MOVE OUT - Nancy Martinez (1987)
YOU STEPPED INTO MY LIFE [12"] - Melba Moore (1978)


Crap From The Past - February 14, 2000: Love songs.  Nothing but LOVE songs.

VALENTINE'S DAY - ABC (1982)
LOVE WILL FIND A WAY - Yes (1987)
EVER FALLEN IN LOVE - Buzzcocks (1978)
SPACE AGE LOVE SONG - A Flock Of Seagulls (1983)
I LOVE NEW YORK - Metropolis (1978)
DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME - Billy Squier (1989)
COLD LOVE - Donna Summer (1980)
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL - Joan Jett and the Sex Pistols [early version of 1982 hit] (1979)
LOVE WILL FIND A WAY - Pablo Cruise (1978)
TE LLAME PARA DECIRTE QUE TE QUIERO [I Just Called To Say I Love You sung in Spanish!] - El Tiempo (1984)
I LIKE LOVE - Norma Jean (1978)
NO MORE I LOVE YOU'S - The Lover Speaks [original version of 1995 Annie Lennox hit] (1986)
WHAT'S SO FUNNY 'BOUT PEACE LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING - Brinsley Schwartz [original version of 1978 Elvis Costello recording] (1975)
LOVE IS LIKE A ROCK - Donnie Iris (1982)
THAT'S WHAT LOVE CAN DO - Boy Krazy (1993)
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE - Jones Girls (1979)
IT HURTS TO BE IN LOVE - Durocs (1979)
LOVE LETTER - Giggles (1987)
LOVE BOAT THEME - Jack Jones (1979)
BOYS DO FALL IN LOVE - Robin Gibb (1984)
TAINTED LOVE - Gloria Jones (1964)
IT'S A LOVE THING - Whispers (1981)
PLANE LOVE [12"] - Jeffrey Osborne (1984)
LOVE IS LIKE OXYGEN - Sweet (1978)
LESSONS IN LOVE - Level 42 (1987)
I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN' YOU - Kiss (1979)
I LOVE NEW YORK STATE CHEESE - Robin Schade (1987)
LOVE CATS - The Cure (1984)
WHAT IS LOVE? - Howard Jones (1984)


Crap From The Past - February 7, 2000

YEAH YEAH YEAH - Judson Spence (1988)
GENO - Dexy's Midnight Runners (1980)
BUDDY X - Neneh Cherry (1993)
TAKE IT EASY - Andy Taylor (1986)
EXTRA EXTRA (READ ALL ABOUT IT) - Ralph Carter [Michael from "Good Times"?!?]
ALL YOU ZOMBIES - Hooters (original 1983 version)
GROOVE ME - King Floyd (1971)
LOVE SENSATION - Loleatta Holloway (1980)
FREAKIN' IT - Will Smith (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LOVE HANGOVER - Diana Ross (1976)
BUFFALO GALS - Malcolm McLaren (1982)
WALK ON BY - Mercedes Hall featuring Jay Beckenstein (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I'M THE LEADER OF THE GANG - Gary Glitter (1973)
BEATSKI MIX - Smalltown Boys [Bronski Beat imitators!] (1988) **God-awful medley of the week**
HIM - Rupert Holmes (1980)
SQUARE ROOMS - Al Corley [written and produced by Harold Faltermeyer] (1984)
I DROVE ALL NIGHT - Roy Orbison (1991)
DON'T LEAVE ME THIS WAY - Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes (1977)
MAH-NAH-MAH-NAH - Lipstique (1978)
RED SKIES - The Fixx (1982)
FEEL IT AGAIN - Honeymoon Suite (1986)
TAKE A HAND - Rick Springfield (1976!)
POP GOES THE WORLD - Men Without Hats (1988)
NO MORE LIES - Michel'le (1990)
THE RAPPER (Live) - Donnie Iris (1981)
I WANT THAT MAN - Deborah Harry [written by the Thompson Twins] (1989)
LIVIN' IT UP (FRIDAY NIGHT) - Bell and James (1979)


Crap From The Past - January 31, 2000: Former Grammy Winners, plus five football songs

SUPERBOWL SHUFFLE - Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew
LEAN ON ME - Club Nouveau (Best R and B Song, 1987)
EYE OF THE TIGER - Survivor (Best Rock Performance by a Group, 1982)
BETTE DAVIS EYES - Jackie DeShannon (original version of Kim Carnes hit, Song of the Year, 1981)
POR AMOR VIVIREMOS - El Capitan Y Tennille (the English version won Record of the Year, 1975)
U CAN'T TOUCH THIS - M.C. Hammer (Best R and B song, Best Rap Solo Performance, 1990) **Old stuff rippin' off old stuff**
YOU HAVEN'T DONE NOTHING - Stevie Wonder (every Grammy available in the '70s)
AFTERNOON DELIGHT - Starland Vocal Band (Best New Artist, 1976; beating out Wild Cherry, the Brothers Johnson, and Boston!)
MEGAMIX - Milli Vanilli (Best New Artist, 1989; revoked) **God-awful medley of the week**
KISS KISS KISS - Yoko Ono (Double Fantasy won Album of the Year, 1981)
AXEL F [12"] - Harold Faltermeyer (Beverly Hills Cop won Best Soundtrack Album, 1986)
DIE ROSE [The Rose sung in German] - Katja Ebstein (The Rose won Best Female Vocal Performance, 1980)
DANCING IN THE DARK [12"] - Bruce Springsteen (Best Male Rock Vocal Performance, 1984)
COPACABANA - Manilow (Best Male Pop Vocal Performance, 1978)
MOST OF ALL - Jody Watley (Best New Artist, 1987; despite being a member of Shalamar)
THE GOONIES 'R' GOOD ENOUGH - Cyndi Lauper (Best New Artist, 1984)
DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY - Bobby McFerrin (Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Male Pop Vocal Performance, 1988)
HOT STUFF - Donna Summer (Best Female Rock Vocal Performance, 1979)


Crap From The Past - January 24, 2000

THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE - The Clams (1974)
LOCKED OUT - Crowded House (1993)
TALK TALK - Talk Talk (1982)
THUNDER - Prince and the New Power Generation (1992)
MORE LOVE - Kim Carnes (1980)
STAND TALL - Burton Cummings (1976)
FROGGY MIX Part 1 - James Brown (1985) **God-awful medley of the week**
DOMINOES - Robbie Nevil (1987)
YOU BETTER WAIT - Steve Perry (1994)
USE ME - Bill Withers (1972)
ON THE BORDER - Al Stewart (1977)
CALL IT POISON - The Escape Club (1991)
AGAINST THE WIND - Brooks and Dunn (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
WHERE'S THE LOVE - Lil' Troy featuring Willie D. and Ardis (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I WANT TO BE YOUR MAN - Roger (1987)
LET GO THE LINE - Max Webster (?)
HEARTLIGHT - Neil Diamond (1982)
PEARLE [Remix] - Trip Shakespeare (1990)
HELP ME - Marcy Levy and Robin Gibb (1980)
HEY ROCK N ROLL - Showaddywaddy (1974)
IF YOU SHOULD EVER BE LONELY - Val Young (1985)
SUCH A WOMAN - Tycoon (1979)
GO FOR SODA - Kim Mitchell (1985)
ROCK ME JERRY LEWIS - Mike Elliott and Bud LaTour (1986)
BOOGIE ON REGGAE WOMAN - Stevie Wonder (1974)
DANGEROUS BOOK - Plimsouls [featuring Jon Brion on keyboards] (1998)
SWINGING LONDON - Pretenders (1979)
STOP THE ROCK - Apollo Four Forty (1999) **New stuff rippin' off new stuff**


Crap From The Past - January 17, 2000: Early-in-the-career embarrassments and Paul Young's birthday

GOT TO HAVE LOVING - Don Ray (1979)
RED RED WINE - Neil Diamond (1966)
BEEN CAUGHT STEALING [12"] - Jane's Addiction (1990)
LET ME TAKE YOU DANCING [rare 7" version] - Bryan Adams (1979)
BURN HARD - Chic (1981)
CASEY JONES - Swingin' to the Grateful Dead (1999)
CHAIN GANG MEDLEY - Jim Croce (1976) **God-awful medley of the week**
COULD IT BE I'M FALLING IN LOVE - David Grant and Jaki Graham (1985)
THESE EYES - Michael Bolitin (1976) [tragic reworking of Guess Who hit]
YOU GOT ME HUMMIN' - The Hassles, featuring a young Billy Joel (1968) [not-so-tragic reworking of Sam and Dave hit]
LOUIE LOUIE GO HOME - David Jones [later to be David Bowie] (1964)
CARLOS DOMINGUEZ - Paul Kane [later to be Paul Simon] (1963)
THE BIG PICTURE - Y Kant Tori Read [later to be Tori Amos] (1988)
STILYAGI - Vice Versa [later to be ABC] (1981)
EVERY DAY I DIE - Frantic Elevators [featuring a young Mick Hucknall, later of Simply Red]
I DIG YOU - Cult Hero [actually the Cure] (1979)
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME WE WERE ON TV - Huang Chung (1980)
TOAST - Streetband [featuring Paul Young] (1978)
I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU - Tourists [featuring Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart] (1979)
TIMOTHY - The Buoys [written by Rupert "Pina Colada" Holmes] (1971)
COULD IT BE MAGIC - Featherbed featuring Barry Manilow (1971)
BROWN EYED SON - Katrina And The Waves (1982)
NOTORIOUS B.I.G - Notorious B.I.G. featuring Puff Daddy and Lil' Kim (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
NOTORIOUS - Duran Duran (1987)
COME BACK AND STAY - Paul Young (1984)
THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE - The Clams (1974)
CLOSE TO YOU - The Clams (1974)
TOTALLY WIRED - The Fall (1981)


Crap From The Past - January 10, 2000: Donald Fagen's Birthday

I WISH I HAD A GIRL - Henry Lee Summer (1988)
AIN'T GONNA BUMP NO MORE - Joe Tex (1977)
PERSONALLY - Karla Bonoff (1982)
I'LL GET LUCKY - Plimsouls (1983)
DAD I'M IN JAIL - Was (Not Was) (1988)
LIVING ON THE EDGE - Jim Capaldi (1983)
BODHISATTVA [Live] - Mr. Steely Dan whatever (1974?)
BEST FRIEND - Puff Daddy (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SAILING - Christopher Cross (1980)
RIGHT HERE WAITING - Monica featuring 112 (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
CLOSER TO ME - The Outfield (1992)
TOUCH OF GREY - Swinging To The Grateful Dead (1999)
WATERFRONT - Simple Minds (1983)
MEGAMIX - Herbie Hancock (1984) **God-awful medley of the week**
SOMEBODY'S OUT THERE - Triumph (1986)
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN TONIGHT - Earl Vance and the Valiants [is actually Fleetwood Mac!] (1969)
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN TONIGHT - The Rezillos (1978)
WHITER SHADE OF PALE [sung in Italian!] - Wess (1969)
1980-F - After The Fire (1980)
KING OF THE WORLD - Steely Dan (1974)
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING - Mel Brooks (1982)
WE JUST - Moses (1986)
DANCE THE KUNG FU - Carl Douglas (1975)
RIGHT THE FIRST TIME - Gamma (1982)
HEART AND SOUL - T'Pau (1987)
HUNGRY EYES - Franke And The Knockouts (1988) [is original version of Eric Carmen hit]
DON'T YOU WORRY 'BOUT A THING - Stevie Wonder (1974)


Crap From The Past - January 3, 2000

WASN'T THAT A PARTY - Rovers (1981)
KNOCK ME OUT - Gary's Gang (1979?)
LOVE CHILD - Sweet Sensation (1990)
RUBBERBAND MAN - Spinners (1976)
RUBBERBAND GIRL - Kate Bush (1993)
DO YOU WANNA GET AWAY - Shannon (1985)
CONNIE FRANCIS MEDLEY **God-awful medley of the week**
GO HOME - Stevie Wonder (1985)
BACKGROUND SINGER - Lipps Inc. (1981)
WAKE UP BOO - Boo Radleys (1995)
ALONG COMES A WOMAN [7"] - Chicago (1985)
IT'S DIFFERENT FOR GIRLS - Joe Jackson (1980)
2 NAUGHTY - Kam Basinger and Prince (1989)
WILDFLOWER - The Cult (1987)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET SIXTEEN - Gulliver [featuring Daryl Hall and John Oates] (1973)
DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANYMORE - The Tubes (1981)
SAY IT'S GONNA RAIN - Will To Power (1988)
STAND AND DELIVER - Adam And The Ants (1981)
TAKE YO' PRAISE - Camille Yarbrough (1975) [the song sampled by Fatboy Slim in "Praise You"; courtesy of Radio K's Cosmic Slop]
NEW YORK NEW YORK - Grandmaster Flash And The Furious Five (1983)
DANCING IN THE CITY - Marshall Hain (1978)
LET'S GO ALL THE WAY [12"] - Sly Fox (1985)
A FLY GIRL [7"] - Boogie Boys (1985)
NO LOOKIN' BACK - Michael McDonald (1985)
WHO NEEDS MONEY - Cash And Carry (1974)